How to Make A Pregnant Woman Laugh - Things Not to Say During Childbirth

Men say the darnest things . . . we should make a TV show about it.  But without the crazy government money, we will just have to share a few funny comments here.

Things Not to Say During Childbirth:

If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing football.

That was the kids on the phone.  Did you have anything planned for dinner?

When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

Gosh, you’re lucky.  I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

You don’t need an epidural.  Just relax and enjoy the moment.

Oops!  Which cord was I suppose to cut?

Stop your swearing and just breathe.

Remember what we learned in breathing class!  Hee Hee Hoo Hoo.  You’re not using the right words.

Your stomach still looks like there’s another one in there.

It’s okay honey, Brittany Spears bounced back after two kids . . . you can too.  No pain, no gain!

You may want to print this article out and deliver a copy to your husband before the big event.