How to Make Pregnant Women Laugh - If Men Got Pregnant

The old age question, "Who is the weaker sex?" is always a fun topic with a group of girls.  Print this out and have guests laughing at your next baby shower!

If Men Got Pregnant

Maternity leave would last two years . . . with full pay.

There would be a cure for stretch marks.

Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 heath problems.

All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.

Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

They’d stay in bed the entire pregnancy.

Restuarants would serve pickles and ice cream as the main entree.