How to Make Pregnant Women Laugh!

November 10th, 2008 | by Kacie |

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How do you make a baby shower incredible, fun, and memorable?

Bring your guests together and make sure they enjoy each others company.

How do you do that?    LAUGHTER

"Laughter is an instant vacation." - Milton Berle

So we are starting a new segment on this baby blog . . . How to Make Pregnant Women Laugh!

Share these jokes and collect more through this blog to tell at your next baby shower.  If you feel that your delivery of joke telling lacks appeal, simply write these funny jokes on decorative paper and place around the party room.

Enjoy . . . . and keep laughing!  It makes you younger!

PREGNANCY DICTIONARY

Afterbirth: When the real hard part begins.

Contractions: Evil cramps that signal you to brace yourself for a marathon.

Cravings: An excuse to eat everything you want.

Dilation: Some weird thing that happens to your body that everyone tells you is normal and natural, but doesn’t sound normal. Nor will the word ever be used again.

Due Date: Christmas times a million

Episiotomy: Something a man invented

First Trimester: The first three months of pregnancy when you wonder . . . "Is it too late to change my mind."

Hormones: Serum in your body that makes you do insane things.

Kegel Exercises: Who knew there was an exercise for this area until child birth?  Invented by a man, but actually helpful.

Labor:  25K marathon that ends with you completing the finish line as the big winner . . . "MOMMY."

Maternity Clothes: What a pregnant women wears to show that everyone should move out of her way, get her food fast, and let her go first at everything she wants.

Miracle: the birth of a baby, and the fact you lived to tell about it.

Obstetrician: The person who tells you everything is fine when you feel like your caught in the jaws of death.

Pregnancy: The time in your life that you discover women are stronger than men.

Prenatal: When your life was still your own.

Second Trimester: The time of pregnancy you wonder why your husband is taking so long at the store just to get pickles, ice cream, and chips.

Third Trimester: The finale of pregnancy when you wonder, "How much longer can I hold out before I start waddling."

 Womb: The bubble you encase your baby to grow in while you train your husband how to be a father. Also . . . your baby’s soccer field.