How to Make a Pregnant Woman Laugh - Breastfeeding

New expectant moms have so many questions about the new baby.  Part of your baby shower should be about addressing these topics and questions.  Most times guests include the future grandmother-to-be and other women who have children.

These guests can help answer some of the concerns the new mommy may be having.  Add some laughter and get the conversations flowing with these funny questions.  See how other guests may answer them before you do.

Q. Where is the best place to store my breast milk?

A. In your breasts.

Q. What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?

A. It means you might want to rethink breast feeding.

Q. Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?

A. Yes, the baby’s lips.

Q. How does a mother sanitize her nipples?

A. Bathe daily and wear a clean bra, boiling is hazardous.

Q. What are the terrible twos?

A. Your breasts when the baby quits nursing cold turkey.

Q. When is a good time to wean a baby off of nursing?

A. When you see teeth marks.